|Raven and Crazy Stupid Oreo|
I'm in a bit of a crappy mood, maybe its the weather...so I decided to list all the things that irked me this week...is it really only Wednesday?
1. My middle son called my older son a 'bitch'. He heard it on the show Teen Wolf.
2. My hair is a tangled mess and I am out of the conditioner I use to detangle it.
3. I mopped my floors three times since late last week and my house still smells like wet dog.
4. I have wet dogs.
5. It snowed.
6. I can't remember the last time my kids went to school for a full week.
7. It rained.
8. I haven't sold anything this week.
9. My puppy is in heat for the first time and she is crazy stupid.
10. I fell down in the slippery snow trying to control my crazy stupid puppy.
11. My crazy stupid puppy dragged me across the wet muddy gross lawn trying to chase my right now normal puppy.
12. I was wearing just out of the washer machine jeans when i was dragged across the wet muddy gross lawn.
13. There is a crack in the brand new iPad Mini.
14. My daughter is my shadow. I can't shake her for nothin'
15. My son who always "does" his math homework has to stay after school on Friday so he can catch-up on his math homework.
16. I tell my son and his friend to start their homework before I leave to pick up the other kids. When I get back they are eating oodles of noodles.
17. I want a glass of wine, but I hate wine.
18. No one knows how holes got into our meat cleaver. Holes. Right on the edge of the blade rendering the meat cleaver useless.
19. I put on my gloves and there was a finger missing.
20. It is only Wednesday.